Why I Deserve 110% in EWC 4U1

Because I rawk.

=D

The ONE Celebrity I Would Love To Fight...

Iron Mike Tyson... aka Mr. Nuttier-than-squirrel-sh*t

If I would fight ANYONE... it would be Mike Tyson.

I figure you only get one shot at fighting a celebrity, might as well go for the TOP.

Mike... you're not the best ever. You USED to be. You USED to be the most brutal and vicious champion there has ever been. No one USED to be able to stop you. There USED to be no one who could match you. Your style USED to be impetuous and your defense USED to be impregnable. You USED to be feroicious and you USED to want me heart. You USED to want to eat my children. Not now Mike, not now.

Let's face it Mike, you're washed up. I would totally dominate you. And this is a FIGHT, not a boxing match, so be prepared for some roundhouse kicks to the dome.

That is all.

And Mike, if you're reading this, I love you, please don't eat my inevitable children.

<3

aww.