DIALOGUEE (w/ 20 fave words)

Dave: flirtatious banana!
Dan: banana pulp!
Dave: clever!
Dan: truly.
Dave: ascendingly spirited?
Dan: somewhat ecstatic?
Dave: bamboozled!
Dan: victorious!
Dave: glockenspiel?
Dan: special.
Dave: tumbleweed?
Dan: fantasmic.
Dave: a panting plethora of constructiveness?
Dan: exactly!
Dave: quite.

My Favourite Possession!

My iPod.

This little piece of technology has provided me with countless hours of entertainment, insight, and comfort. Basically, it just RULES. I rarely leave home without it, even when going out with friends, family, and especially when gymming. Overall there's really much not to say about this thing other than my life wouldn't be complete without it... and it rules.

me.

What I'll be doing when I'm 75 years old...

HOPEFULLY, at 75, I will be one of those freak-of-nature grandpas, who run 10 kilometers every morning before hitting the weights and bench pressing their admiring grandkids. You know the type.... case in point: Jack LaLanne.

beast.

I also want to be one of those incredibly intimidating old farts that spend most of the day on their porch with a 1960s shotgun and a rockin chair, sippin black coffee, and telling the neighbourhood kids to screw off with my raspy, chain-smoking voice.

bad. ass.

Overall I think I'd make a pretty awesome 75 year old. And live a life full of sunshine, rainbows, and hummingbirds... with shotguns.

"Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings."~William Wordsworth

The above quote is something I would typically agree with in most cases, however I do believe Wordsworth was slightly off in his simple definition. Yes, poetry, as it is known today, is renowned for the freedom and means of expression it grants the author. However, I believe poetry (ex. Shakespeare) was made for the sole purpose of entertainment to the readers (or, in this case, viewers). So while yes, poetry is an absolutely fantastic means of expressing oneself through literature, this is not all it's about, and it's important that any beginners to poetry beware of that common misconception and allow themselves to truly understand the talent it takes to write ten or more pages following a strict and certain rhyme scheme, for the means of entertainment, not solely expression.

This is all.

=)

24 HOURS TO LIVE... WHAT DO I DO?!?

OMG I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT THERE'S ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE...
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA STOP WRITING THIS BLOG! THERE'S NO TIME!
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How To Stay Physically/Mentally Fit!

• maintain healthy relationships (with friends, family, and your significant other ;))
• sleep
• eat well! (aim for healthy food for 90% of your meals, pig out on the rest!)
• limit fast food to once per week
• keep an active love live
• laugh.
• be happy!
• wake up early, don't be lazy
• exercise 3x per week
• drink lots of water
• keep optimistic no matter the situation
• love.