How The F@*% Did I Get Here?

As I sit here in the ancient computer lab of room 150, I feel the need to reflect on my life, and, in turn, my future. It is looking very likely that I will be attending McMaster University for Business come September, but why Mac? So look back with me as I reflect on the eventful past few months of my life, leading to my post-secondary decision to attend Mac. So why am I going to Mac?
Because my Dad bought me a car.
Why did he buy me a car?
So I could go to Mac.
I wish it was more complicated, really.
Why is he so set on my going to Mac?
'Well I guess my parents are what you would call "overprotective," with me being an only child and all.
Why am I an only child?
I don't really feel comfortable discussing the intricacies this answer yields...
Why don't I feel comfortable?
Uhh, well. It's just kinda personal isn't it?
Why are you ending your answers with question marks? What's wrong with you?
GODDAMMIT INTERVIEWER LEAVE ME ALONE.
Why are you getting hostile?
I'm going home...
*exit*