Okay! Hosting a dinner party for 10 people dead or alive! Who to invite! The possibilities I guess are endless, like.. literally! Alright, let's get down to business.
GUEST ONE
NATALIA SANDIC
--because she would yell at me if I didn't invite her...
GUEST TWO
BRUCE LEE
--of course I gotta have the great one. Even though he probably won't each much or understand anyone else at the party, once I break out the nunchuks -- entertainment all around!
GUEST THREE
VLADE DIVAC
--legend! He'd bring the booze and cigarettes :)
GUEST FOUR
BOBBY DHALIWAL
--he makes everything better...
GUEST FIVE
KNO (from CunninLynguists)
--Kno just seems like a wicked cool guy and I'm a bigger fan of his music than would be comfortable to admit. He'd provide the background music for the party.
GUEST SIX
THOM YORKE
--the lead singer of Radiohead would just be an interesting person to have around. Oh, and a Thom Yorke/Kno collaboration would be earth-shatteringly epic.
GUEST SEVEN
BIG BAD JOHN KIJONEK
--if you have to ask, then you will never understand.
GUEST EIGHT
ANNE SELLORS
--I would invite the great Anne Sellors to hopefully reprise her role in the 1984 TV Movie "Threads" as the Woman Who Urinates Herself. Perhaps one of the most memorable characters in cinema history.
GUEST NINE
ARES
--I'd invite the Greek god of war to get into a drunken fight with Bruce Lee... ahh if only...
GUEST TEN
MS. HYDE
--because she could never understand the awesomeness of this party unless she was actually there...
Guest Four<3
ReplyDeleteyou're right, I would yell at you! You know me so well ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S - I want you to introduce me to Anne Sellors!!
i put you as number 10 so that you would think i forgot about you!
ReplyDeleteand then you'd get to the bottom and read what i wrote and be like
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww x 100<3
Anne Sellors would need to be properly accomadating for that party.And I suggets that the booze is kept away from her. Statistics show that people urinate far more often when they are under the influence of alcohol.
ReplyDeleteAres--- that makes my day. I remember Xena when I was six. Ahh...Ares, I have fond memories of you. That fight would be eye poppin'.
Big Bad John Kijonek.
ReplyDeleteAlong with the dinner, comes a full court game at Eastdale... after the food is digested of course.
I'm flattered. Although, I'd love to know what's being served prior to RSVP-ing . . .
ReplyDeletePS Always with the Kijonek and Bruce Lee, eh.
Ms., would you rather I mentioned Matt Dean?
ReplyDeleteBecause that could be arranged without too much trouble.
Since we've had Mrs. Deckert as a guest speaker, I think it would be fantastic to have Kijonek someday too? I promise no one would be late for him.
Not sure what he would talk about it, but it would certainly be informative.
And oh, my party is a buffet. Take your pick.