What I'll be doing when I'm 75 years old...

HOPEFULLY, at 75, I will be one of those freak-of-nature grandpas, who run 10 kilometers every morning before hitting the weights and bench pressing their admiring grandkids. You know the type.... case in point: Jack LaLanne.

beast.

I also want to be one of those incredibly intimidating old farts that spend most of the day on their porch with a 1960s shotgun and a rockin chair, sippin black coffee, and telling the neighbourhood kids to screw off with my raspy, chain-smoking voice.

bad. ass.

Overall I think I'd make a pretty awesome 75 year old. And live a life full of sunshine, rainbows, and hummingbirds... with shotguns.