10.2.09

FIVE BOOKS I WOULD GLADLY EAT.

1. The Biggest Dictionary on the Face of the Planet


Why? This is for all those people... the people that told me at one time or another, to swallow my words. Well, here I am. It's going down like Nelly's Country Grammar. Oh. Yeah. It would probably taste exuberantly titillating.

2. Life of Pi


Why? I just love the irony of eating a book in which the main character has no food. Ha. Ha. Haaaaah. Oh Piscine. I think it would taste like... pie?

3. Long-Term Survival in the Coming Dark Age: Preparing to Live After Society Crumbles


Why? Just in case...


4. Mr. T: The Man With the Gold : An Autobiography of Mr. T


Why? "Because ahh pity da fool dat eet ma book!"

Sorry, T., you gotta go...


5. Men's Health Magazine

Why? PROTEINNNNNNNAH.

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